Saturday, April 24, 2010

Questionable Medical Advice

I, once again, burned my frickin' fingers on the stove again. And, no, I wasn't even cooking dinner-I was making Rice Krispie Treats. Anyway, they were really throbbing when Nurse Isabella came over. Here were her instructions:

"Mommy, suck on your fingers. No, don't suck on both of them-suck on one then the other. Okay, now blow on both of them. Now wipe it on this cloth."

ME: "Where did you learn how to do this, Bella?"

"At school. In English. Uno, dos, tres."

ME: Huh??

1 comment:

  1. Do you have any vitamin E? If so, break one open with scissors and put the oil on it...works like a charm. Or an Aloe Vera plant-the oil is amazing. Other than that, all I know of is ice., sorry. :(
    Kel
    (I finally updated my blog!)

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