Hair

My mom took Isabella to the bathroom (after I played the game "YOU'RE IT!" with her) and on the way there, they discussed whether she was a woman or a man. Decided the 'woman' door was the best choice, they went in. While Mom waited for her to do her business, Isabella stated, "I can't wait for my WOMAN hair to grow!" My mom's mind, always in the gutter, assumed she was talking about puberty. She asked her what she meant and Isabella told her, "I cut my hair and I want it to grow back!!!" Whew.