One very adorable, lovable, kissable baby French Bulldog who
•poops everywhere but outside
•after pooping, will then walk in it and trail it all over the house
•pees while you are looking at her
•eats red crayons
•refuses to go outside
•loves terrorizing small children by sinking her teeth into any moving clothing
•enjoys hanging off the beard of brother dog
•climbs the stairs hourly but can't get back down
•barks non-stop until someone climbs the stairs to carry her back down
•chews on all the nobs of the expensive bedroom furniture
•is obsessed with the hair on barbies and My Little Ponies and will dodge under beds with them so you can't get her
•farts while walking, running, sitting, or sleeping soundly
•can clear an entire room after her farts settle
•will eat her food in 30 seconds flat and then go for Blake's food and swallow the the pieces whole
I change my mind. We will keep her:)
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