"Not me!" Monday

I have read about this on one of my favorite blogs but haven't tried it until now.... "Not Me! " Monday which is a list of all the things that there is no way in I would EVER do and ADMIT it. And if anyone says that they saw me doing any of these things, they are totally lying. This was cleverly created by MckMama at My Charming Kids.

I did NOT sit and stare (and silently laugh) at my 2 year old when she spit soda in my face TWICE because I told her NOT to play with her straw. Nope, not me!

I did NOT re-wash a load of laundry this week because I forgot about it was in the washing machine for more than 24 hours.

I did NOT let my 2 year old stay up until 11:30 on Thursday night because she just wouldn't fall asleep! And I did NOT finally bring her into by bed and threaten her with everything in my power if she did not close HER DAMN EYES!

I did NOT laugh my butt off when my daughter and husband called me to tell me that the van's car alarm was going off and they had no clue how to stop it and they were in the middle of a busy parking lot. I would never do that. Especially when I was at lunch with a girlfriend and I could hear the alarm loud and clear through the phone.