Got rice??

After ice skating every Wednesday, we usually go to the HUB at Penn State for dinner at the Panda Express. Isabella always gets mandarin chicken and always eats it WITH chopsticks. She usually has rice or lo mien. Tonight, she decided to hold off on the rice until she got to the garbage. You heard me...THE GARBAGE. The kid got down from the table and started running ahead of us. As always, I pictured her being taken by someone when I looked the other way so I ran after her. Not quick enough, though. In slow motion, I see her HANGING HER HEAD IN THE GARBAGE CAN (which she could only do by putting her hands on the edge and hoisting her little body up), and then the unthinkable happened. She ate rice. Not OUR rice....THE FRICKIN' RICE THAT WAS STUCK TO THE SIDE OF THE GARBAGE CAN. O M G. I feel like up-chucking just thinking about it. I screamed so loud that I think the entire table of college kids all peed their pants. I don't think I need to say anymore except that my sweet, lovable daughter is a rice-picking-garbage-eater. She didn't learn THAT from me.